Ladies, I've remarked upon how I don't read advice columns written by women. It's all a bunch of hopeful crap meant to sooth our egos but doesn't really do anything for us. I never thought I would read a column written by a man that I thought was hooey. What dudes think about us naked
I can appreciate a guy wanting to make us all feel better so we will get naked more often, but I'm more concerned with what's behind our neuroses. We've all been there. Holding the sheets up to our chests, turning the lights out so the man won't see, not letting a guy touch us in a certain place for fear he will think we are less than perfect. And therein lies the evil word: perfect.
Can anyone really blame us? We are bombarded at all hours of the day and night with media that tells us to constantly change ourselves to be a certain ideal. Now, I'm not going to deny I use anti-aging face moisturizer or Boots eye/lip serum, but thats a far cry from getting plastic surgery, starving ourselves, and looking like a freakin' bobblehead. Seriously, have you noticed the young "sex symbols" right now all look the same? They're all about 5'1, weight a buck-o-nothing, huge hooters and no rest of the body to speak of? Hell, I wish I looked like that! Alas, it took years for me to realize that I can't be like that and to like myself for who I am.
With Hollywood constantly picking the same kind of women, with porn so readily accessible that the sex industry is now making its permanent mark on our appearances, how do we let go of the veil? I am not the first woman to back out of a room naked so a guy doesn't see the slight dimpling on my upper thighs. But we wouldn't think that in the first place if every damn magazine at the grocery store is telling us we all look like junk and need to improve.
However, aside from my rant, am I over thinking this? Maybe men are really so adolescent that they're just excited to see boobs or anything else. We can all revel that we all have at least one thing about us that is an obvious draw. Maybe it's great hair, pretty eyes, fantastic smile, grace, and in my case a fabulous ass. Maybe we shouldn't question what they see in us. If they want to see us naked, they're obviously attracted. Yes, I realize I'm trying to play both sides of the argument here, but that's besides the point.
We need to own it, girls. We rock. Deep down we know it. It's time we stop being a bunch of wienies and show our husbands and boyfriends we know we are beautiful on the inside AND out.
4 comments:
OMG, you are GORGEOUS. Anybody would be lucky to be with you naked!
I, on the other hand, am like the progeny of Jabba the Hutt and an Oompa Loompa...and I still think I'm awesome. Bwahahahahahaha.
Being from Brazil, believe me, I would totally tap that ass. YOu have a great one girl!
Now, on a serious note, I get what you are saying. The men I have been dating lately, have absolutely perfect bodies, and I could not help but ask, why me?
Don't get me wrong, I am perfectly comfortable in my own skin and will never succumb to the cookie cutter version of what beauty has been conceptualized into in this country.
However, because we bombarded as you say but that very concept of beauty established by celebrities, it is hard not to feel inadequate at times...
At the end of the day, I think being beautiful AND sexy is about attitude.
So, if I were you, and I had that ass my darling Amazon Barbie, I would walk backwards everywhere I went, I would back into every room I walked into.
That's right! And for the boob lovers, well.. there i
Hi! Weezermonkey referred me to your blog. I often feel like I'm made of 80% fat (which may in fact be true, who knows), so I totally know how you feel. You seem like you're really funny, which I think makes you far more interesting than those cookie-cutter celebrities.
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